Class is too quiet
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Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
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Use of Profanity With Age
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- 8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
- 18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES
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I wish i was an animal so i’d still be cute even if i was fat
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I hate that feeling where you don’t even know what the hell your feeling.
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